Have anyone ever heard of this singer/songwriter named... Ben Folds?

I just started listening to this young fallow, named Ben Folds I think he's doing to be pretty big. He's in a self named band called Ben Folds Five. And I think we are going to hear more from him as time comes.

why am I such a mess

I don't know who is behind the wheel but he is drunk. I just can't seem to get my shit together. What happened to me?

Why does J.J. Abrams hate airplanes

J.J. Abrams must have had a bad experience on an airplane once to make it his life goal to make everyone afraid to get on an airplane. Has everyone watched Fringe yet? This looks to be how the X-Files should have been done. I still believe that Fringe and Lost are tied together. With these next two seasons of Lost we are going to find out that they both exist in the same universe. Because they both seem to be about the same thing. Scientist experimenting with paranormal science and keeping it hidden from the public.

It does make you wonder, there has to be scientists working on some of the theories these shows are exploring? And if there were any big break throughs in any of these fields, it would make sense that they would hide it from the public. Because people are stupid and won't know how to handle the information. But the fact of the matter is no matter how great a secret the break through is, the people of Earth will have to find out eventually. What if, what if these shows are a way to intergrade these new discovery to the human public? What if J.J. Abrams is part of a group that knows they have to ease the human race into the grand new future. In mean with the LHC being turned on who knows? Did anyone see that special on the History Channel?

For instance, an alien race comes to Earth from somewhere. Let's assume that if they can travel through space then they are pretty smart. Unless they just wanted our planet for resources they are not going to just show up. They would observe us for a very long time first. Then they would, if they wanted to, make contact with a very few key people, who would best intergrade the human race into the fact that they exist, like Steven Spielberg. Aliens would want to stay way from public because; one of fear that we might hate & fear them, wanting to kill them, or worse the fear that we will love them and want them to take us away with them, "no kid I'm sorry we... ah... don't have anymore room on the space ship good bye." I'm sure aliens want to stay far way from people with T-shirts that say "I want to believe." Hell, we could have been doing trade with aliens for hundreds of year without the public finding out. If they want something from Earth they don't have to talk to everyone. However some day, though, the people will have eventually have to find out, may be not for a thousand years from now, but we will find out.

But I've gotten way off point, J.J. Abrams uses story telling to prepare us for what's coming like Jules Verne did. I mean look at the Greeks, Romans, Native Americans, the Bible, and Fairy Tales to how we, as a species, use story telling as a learning tool. Or J.J. Abrams had a bad time on an airplane once and now he wants everyone to be afraid to get onto on.

The Kind of Questions Only a Pineapple Can Ask

Well, the obvious answer would to say that red tasted like red. But that is cheep of me and I know you are all counting on me. If we are dealing with senses then we are dealing with human perception of things, and we all know that that varies for person to person. Well... maybe we all do know that or not. After all someone may have a different perception of understanding. But understanding that the varies can vary in perception, and that each of our senses differ from that variation. But the variation from person to people is from a group perspective changes from the internal observation of the individual from that group from member to member. And is that not the human race viewing it's self from many but one group perspectives? The answer is; No. But I digress.

Red- is not as hot or spicy like some might think, it tastes like a towel fresh from the laundry wrapped around my feet on May 24^th.

Blue- taste like they were able to successfully cross breed a tack hammer with a cat o' nine tails whip, but use it as a farming tool and not a weapon.

Greenish Blue- Like a guilty little Filipino boy, who just lied to him mom about not watching My Three Sons instead of doing him history of ping-pong homework.

Bash- As you expected, boring.

Fuchsia- It tastes just like orange, not the fruit but the colour (G.B. version). What does the colour orange taste like, you may ask? Well, it tastes like fuchsia.

Whiter Shade of Pale- Very surreal, it's like there's a party in my mouth, but everyone is too high to know what is going on. That's when the Easter bunny comes to take one dollar from everyones wallet.

Yellow- pee, tastes like pee.

Brown- tastes like a noir novelette character who just found out that his partner was kill by the dog that belonged to the woman who is the daughter of the man who owns the tobacco farm where the Galasbee killings took place.

Transparent- Not sure?

More as I find out later.

2.) If letters of the alphabet had physical mass, instead of just ink on a page, what would the most powerful letter be?

Well my young fruit friend, ink on a page is a physical mass, that is very thin in the 3 dimensions. But if I were to make the impact of the letters into a physical mass, then they would be mighty from skyscrapers to mountains. All except for the letter T. Because T is a little bitch. (T knows what it did)

3.) If the numbers zero through nine could drive a car, which number would be the worst driver? Why?

Numbers 3, 7, and 8 don't drive because they believe that cars are killing the Earth. So they either ride bikes or carpool with one of the other numbers.

Number 2 can't drive because about a week and a half ago it got a D.U.I. and it was it's third strike.

Number 0 never leaves it's house and we aren't entirely sure if 0 really exists. The number could just be an elaborate hoax. The house could just be empty.

Number 5 drives like an old lady, safe but everyone else passes it.

Numbers 1, 4, and 9 are okay drivers, they get a few speeding tickets, but good.

Finally number 6 drives like a bat out of Hell, with AC/DC blaring from it's 69 Camaro, speeding up when ever in a school zone, picking up hooker looking Hispanics (or is it Hispanic looking hookers) in their mini-skirts, out chasing cop cruisers. In short number 6 is a very bad driver.

4.) If breakfast cereals had personalities, which cereal would have the most active libido?

That's something at only God should know. And may God have mercy an any mortal soul that ever finds out.

5.) If you could taste plaid, what food would it taste like?

The beautiful thing about plaid, is that it have many flavors. Square and squares and squares of flavors. For each color combination there are parallels and perpendiculars of reconsorting of new flavors that can't even exist in this realm physical mass. It a reality where letters can over power the mass of men (except for T) and where single digits can drive, drive the soul of man to insanity. Flavors going up and down, left and right, North and South, West to East, that right plaid is reverse manifest destiny! The combinations of the many colors (see above for colors flavors) create the squares of repeating the doorway of time and space. After all, what is a doorway other then a square? But I don't know, maybe that's just the way I see it.

I hoped that answered your questions young fruit one, farewell and Godspeed.

Waking Life